so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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