Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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