i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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