Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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