Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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