Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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