Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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