At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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