before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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