I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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