I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He passed out mid-signature
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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