I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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