But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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