yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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