it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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