But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I cannot find my penis.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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