I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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