I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
All the doctor said was why
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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