Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
please don't ironically join a cult
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