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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.

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(310): View more from California

Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year

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(847): View more from Illinois

just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?

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(765): View more from Indiana

Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman

(1-765): View more from Indiana

You’re still high, aren’t you?

(765): View more from Indiana

Oh yeah

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