You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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