Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am midnight drunk by noon
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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