Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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