At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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