We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Randomize
