found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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