you guys were way drunker than both of me
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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