Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize