what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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