$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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