Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
