I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You don't make any sense
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