Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
you made out with another girl for some wings
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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