i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
