Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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