i just had sex bonerless
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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