you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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