True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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