last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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