Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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