only if we run a train.
done.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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