We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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