So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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