For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
