Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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