What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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