do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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