ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
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"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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