Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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