feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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