You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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