Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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