You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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