i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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