You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It's just like the Real World with babies
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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