So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
