Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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