Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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