I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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